I was at the register PAYING for my beer when I noticed you walk inside with a hoody on, perhaps to hide you identity. You worked your way to the back and quickly grabbed an 18-pack. What you failed to noticed was the OG employee restocking the fridge. As you made a run for the door, the OG was on you like white on rice. With fear in your eyes you dropped the beer on the way out the door to get back to the getaway vehicle. Coward.
I Saw You is an anonymous “man on the street” column. Email your rants and raves about co-workers or any badly behaving citizens to [email protected], or send to 380 S. First St, San Jose, 95113. Submissions should stick to about 100 words.
