.I Saw You

Market Menace

What kind of environmentally correct, epidemiologically ignorant idiot takes their filthy canvas shopping bag and puts it directly on top of the baby broccoli at the farmers market? Did it even occur to you that the bottom of that bag had last come in contact with the blacktop surface of the street just moments ago when you put it down to rest because you are so incredibly out of shape? The vendor said nothing. I said nothing and I am ashamed, so I write this hoping that it will inform others to be on the lookout for other Typhoid Marys.






SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@me*******.com .



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