.I Saw You

Basement Slinker

I saw you slinking out of my basement without asking my permission to even spend the night at my house because you were too drunk to drive home. You kicked your husband out, and we took him in, and now you come over to my house and spew ugly insults in the street. I’m sickened by the stink you leave behind. Shame on you for how you treat people. I hope you enjoyed sleeping on my basement floor.







SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@me*******.com.



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