.I Saw You

Assumptive Asses

I saw you and your buddies in a sandwich shop in Sunnyvale. You were speaking loudly in a non-English language, and made some not-so-flattering comments about me in that language. Dudes, you erred by assuming that because I look “white” that I am from a different background than you. Guess what? I understood every word you said. For your information, I am not rich, I know I have a big hiney and I was friendly with the cute clerk because he’s my cousin, not because I was flirting with him.  We laughed our asses off at you idiots after you left.





SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to [email protected].



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