Dear, belligerent bouncer. Your first day, you kept everyone from coming into the club, even though there was no private event. Instead of explaining to people why they were denied, you mean-mugged anyone who walked up and then barked at those waiting to get in, which is when the owners noticed your behavior. Some tips for the future: You are not security at a rowdy dive bar or even a five-star-celeb bar. You’re not in school bullying randos for your buddies. You’re not even at a funeral, so stop frowning and talking to everyone like they’re children if they dare ask a question.
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