Well, there goes that. A great dinner with friends and family ended with you pointing your damned gun at my face and demanding money. A little advice for you, dude, since you are obviously a trainee. You might consider a target where there are far fewer witnesses and cameras. Some sort of disguise may be helpful. Also you might want to learn proper operation of a firearm before your next adventure, considering how while preparing to shoot me you ejected the round onto the ground. I’ll bet your buddy in the getaway car was laughing. Oh, and pro tip: Hold the gun sideways. That way you look more, you know, gangsta. Perhaps you are better suited for an alternate career path. You don’t look like a pathetic loser, so stop acting like one.
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