Yeah, I saw, or rather, smelled what you were doing yesterday in the parking lot of the visitors center in Monterey (you in the blue van with Cali plates). You were lucky that a cop didn't decide to come through the parking lot then, genius. Hey, if you want a toke, do it at home, Einstein. Not in public, where someone might dime your silly self out.

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