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Disco Inferno: Is 50 Cent trying to tell us something?
Haiku de Todd
The year in music, presented in haiku form
By Todd Inoue
National TV
"Prez doesn't care," says Kanye
Myers face priceless
Workout tights, writhing
"This song goes by so slowly"
Madonna, please stop
50 Cent oiled up
"No Homo" so claims Dipset
Um ... Brokeback Rappers?
Is MySpace.com
the future of band promo?
Get a life dotcom
Ying Yang Twins get girls
Beaten with an ugly stick
Ah, the price of fame
Carve it in granite:
"My Humps" is 20 times worse
than "Laffy Taffy"
Video iPod
More mock black Ts for Steve Jobs
Planned obsolescence?
DSL lines, stealth
Why do people pay for it?
Music, not porno
Foxy Brown is deaf
Fortunately for Def Jam
She now sounds better
Fugees, Digable:
Nobody wants reunion!
Collect checks! Play golf!
Two punk rocker spots
and ultra lounge overkill
SJ not Vegas
50 loves his beefs
Fat Joe, Ja Rule and the Game
Hug it out bitches!
Yay, social conscience!
American idiots
Not confined to Bush
Reason to be glad:
Master P and Jerry Rice
"Dancing with the Stars"
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