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By Will Harper
In this brave new Internet age, life's certainties have grown to three: death, taxes and Internet spam.
Spam, for analog-era readers, is electronic junk mail. Like regular junk mail, it is annoying, irrelevant banter about ridiculous products and get-rich-quick schemes. There is no sure-fire way to get rid of it, but here are a few tips to slow the flow:
For more information on spam, see the Coalition Against Unsolicited Commercial Email's website, www.cauce.org.
And about those window envelopes in the kitchen? Consumers can write the Direct Marketing Association (1120 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY, 10036) and ask to be removed from direct mail lists. You can also specify whether or not you want telemarketing calls (does anyone want telemarketing calls?). It takes about six weeks before the tide of enticing envelopes offering wealth and free Ginsu knives stops dropping through the mail slot.
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