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Wiseacre Acre
Every year they surface in the Reader's Survey: the kids who gave the teacher hell, who grew up to become hecklers in comedy clubs and talk back to cops when they get pulled over. Or maybe they're novice smart-alecks, chirping up with a tentative third-finger salute to authority from the safety of a write-in response. Anyway, whoever they are and however long they've been mouthing off, we love 'em come ballot-counting time. They break up the fearsome monotony of making hashmarks on tally sheets and give the Metro worker bees something to buzz about during those long hours. Here are a few of the more colorful responses that flooded our mailbox this year.
Best Place to Disco:
Best Place to Meet Someone:
Best Lesbian Bar:
Best Place to Take Adults for Free:
Best Adrenaline Rush:
Best Toy Store:
Best New Book Store:
Best Place to Impress a Visitor:
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In the privacy of your own home
I wouldn't know. Chicks hate me.
SJSU volleyball party
Bed
First place: Masturbating in church
Second place: Willow Glen Yoga
First Place: Leathermasters
Second place: Ferrari of Los Gatos
Books, huh?
Pink Poodle
From the September 17-23, 1998 issue of Metro.