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Satan's Cinema
Film Scratches:
One critic's favorite onscreen devils,
from Tim Curry to Buster Keaton
By Richard von Busack
Beautiful manners, menace--and all of the best dialogue;
a guarantee of both the audience's complete attention and
its constant sympathy. These are just some of the side benefits
of playing Satan. The role of Satan attracts tragedians and light
comedians alike, from Mickey Rooney in The Private Lives of Adam
and Eve to Sammy Davis Jr. in Poor Devil. Satan is
most effective when fleetingly glimpsed, like the demon peeping
through the smoke in The Exorcist or the scaly back in
Rosemary's Baby. More recently, Lucifer has been played
big and greasy. Strangely, Robert De Niro's grubby Mephisto,
peeling his deviled egg with unclean fingernails, seems to
have frightened a lot of movie fans.
Jack Nicholson's horny devil in The Witches of Eastwick
topped De Niro with a monstrous transformation scene, turning
into a sort of giant, living crookneck squash in the finale.
Most recently, a heavy-metal Satan (Viggo Mortensen) turned
up in The Prophecy, although he is upstaged by
Christopher Walken's Angel of Death.
I'm a Fallen Angel, and I Can't Get Up to Heaven:
Viggo Mortensen (left) as Satan in The Prophecy
But enough of these long-haired, unwashed Satans! Give me the urbane tuxedo-wearing
devils any day: Laird Cregar in the 1943 Heaven Can Wait, Fred Astaire
in a television play called Mr. Lucifer; Ray Milland in Alias Nick Beal,
and Vincent Price in The Story of Mankind. But cinematic diabolism has as many
styles as the Prince of Darkness has names. My nine favorite screen devils are below:
Tim Curry in Legend (1985). Tom Cruise as Good tries to upstage
Tim Curry as Darkness, and has as much luck as good ever does against evil
in this wicked world. Ridley (Blade Runner) Scott's dippiest movie,
it had unicorns in it, like a schoolgirl's calendar, but what a handsome
devil Curry was with that rolling baritone voice, those grand ebony horns
and skin the color of chicken tandoori.
Walter Huston in The Devil and Daniel Webster (a.k.a. All That
Money Can Buy) (1941). Satan cruises New Hampshire for souls, like
a politician preparing for the primary. Walter Huston plays him as a
raspy little sinner, with a nasty chuckling voice, an insinuating squint
and a goatee. One of the devil's best onscreen moments: a delightful
final scene in which a down-but-not-out Scratch sizes up the theater
audience for sales prospects.
Peter Cook in Bedazzled (1967). He calls himself Spiggot,
a swinging London devil, and he's summoned by the diabolical name of
Julie Andrews to help (at the usual price) a Faust who works at a burger
stand. In one great scene, Spiggot wordlessly provides his charge (Dudley Moore)
with a long wooden spoon when they have lunch--recalling the proverb
"If you sup with the devil, use a long spoon."
Rex Ingram in Cabin in the Sky (1943). In a segregated heaven
and hell, Rex Ingram presides over colored hell as "Lucifer Jr." Ingram, who
starred in Green Pastures, was thus perhaps the only actor besides
George Burns to play both God and Satan. Still, Burns never had in his
infernal court Louis Armstrong as an imp or Lena Horne as a Marguerite.
Ralph Richardson in Tales From the Crypt (1972). Should
the devil be British, with a public-school accent foretelling an eternity
of cold showers, compulsory chapel and canings? I was 14 when I saw
Tales From the Crypt, and I can remember Richardson, wearing
a brown monk's robe and sitting in a stone alcove shushing the questions
of a newcomer to hell with a "It ... can ... wait." I had been an
ex-Catholic only about a year, and I think I prayed that night.
Benjamin Christensen in Haxan or Witchcraft Throughout the
Ages (1922). Scandinavia has changed so essentially little since
the Middle Ages that some movies from that corner of the world have
a medieval spirit. Deep Lutheran theology provided the agony into
Bergman's films, and the Dane Carl Dreyer's films have faces out
of Cranach. This exposé of the witch trials shows the horrors
of the Church militant, while recreating the medieval visions of
the bedeviled. Director Christensen was an imposing figure with
obscene frilled ears like a salamander's and a tongue almost as
long as Gene Simmons of Kiss.
Frank Silva as Bob on Twin Peaks. Silva died in September
1995, so call this a sentimental choice. He was a set dresser whom
David Lynch spotted and suspected might be good as the epitome of
evil. "Bob smile, everybody run."
Captain de Zita in Glen or Glenda (1953). A booking
agent for strippers, "he did everything from running the girls down
to their dates, to picking them up at two or three of the morning,
and shaving them," said producer George Weiss, remembering this extremely
unsavory-looking character. De Zita, whose first name is lost to us,
plays the devil in Ed Wood's Glen or Glenda, as ratty, as
squalid, a monster as Max Schreck's Nosferatu.
Buster Keaton in Go West (1925). Buster Keaton appears
in a devil suit with rubbery horns and a tail that stretches like an
elastic band. Keaton was more often the subject of diabolical forces
than anyone in the history of movies. Unfortunately, he doesn't get
a close-up wearing the devil suit. More's the pity, because it
would have been a profound theological lesson to see Keaton's face
as the devil, standing forlorn, exposed like a folk tale under a
microscope.
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Devil With the Blues Housecoat On: Jack
Nicholson as Satan surrogate
Daryl Van Horne in
"The Witches of Eastwick"
Photo by John Johnson
From the Oct. 26-Nov. 2, 1995 issue of Metro
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