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Biter The Twelve Days of Spam A new seasonal classic sung to the tune of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' By Michael S. Gant On the first day of Christmas, My true love emailed me, A toner cartridge in a pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, My true love emailed me, Two penis patches, And a toner cartridge in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, My true love emailed me, Three Paris videos, Two penis patches, And a toner cartridge in a pear tree. On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love emailed me, Four credit cards, Three Paris videos, Two penis patches, And a toner cartridge in a pear tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love emailed me Five e ... Bay ... tips, Four credit cards, Three Paris videos, Two penis patches, And a toner cartridge in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love emailed me, Six babes a-panting, Five e ... Bay ... tips, Four credit cards, Three Paris videos, Two penis patches, And a toner cartridge in a pear tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, My true love emailed me, Seven rates a-dropping. Eight babes a-panting. Nine Nigerians bilking. Ten rods a-swelling. Eleven scammers scamming. Twelve spammers spamming. (Repeat) ... And a toner cartridge in a pear tree. Send a letter to the editor about this story to letters@metronews.com. [ Silicon Valley | Metroactive Home | Archives ]