THE LIGHT IS DIM, and the path to the bar stools uncertain. A group of exotic birds preen at a table against the mirrored wall, cackling loudly--are they cackling at you? Is that roar in the distance a leopard or just the band gearing up? As you snake your way through the gyrating crowds, you start to feel the evening's rhythm pounding in your blood, over and over, the coded message of jungle drums: Must ... imbibe ... alcohol ...; must ... shake ... boo-tay ...
Welcome to Metro's 17th annual Bars & Clubs issue. Just as we do every year, we've cut through the underbrush to discover that truly rare species of bar: the hip-shakin', party-quakin' Best Place to Get Your Thang On.
And the numbers of such watering holes are growing. What hangover economy? It's as if our collective spirits have coiled and risen to the challenge ("Cry not, downtrodden geeks and stockless monsters, and if so, only into your beers!"). On our night safaris we found expanded and thriving empires of favorite hangouts like STODDARDS'S, the MISSION ALE HOUSE, KLEIDON'S, BRITTANIA ARMS, MOUNTAIN CHARLEY'S and the HEDLEY ROOM. While the last year has seen some beloved places, like FUEL and THE CACTUS, fall to predators, you may be surprised to learn that new places are sprouting from the valley floor: GIZA, SPY, SAN JOSE BAR & GRILL, and opening in late fall on the site of the former Cactus, ZOE and BACKBAR, featuring tapas, DJ dancing, and live music. (You heard it here first!) People will drink, and people will dance, damn it! And sometimes they will do so like animals. Metro is here to help. Let us be your guide down the twisted path to stiff gimlets, romantic cocktails, fancy wine and/or beer stuffs.
PS: If you're going to drink like an animal, please note that peeing outside is no longer allowed in downtown Walnut Creek. Thank you.